Starting in 2010, the REGGIE BUSH AWARD, will be given  to the college football player who displays a lack of integrity off the field but can set the field on fire when he plays!
And the list of the 2010 candidates goes to:
1.  Cam Newton: QB Auburn- "It will take more than a scholarship to land my son."
Rumor has it, Newton cheated on his signature when he signed his letter of intent. C-A-M. "Did is write Cam gooder daddy?"
2.  Jeremiah Masoli: QB  Mississippi-  The list of troubles include: second-degree felony burglary charges and misdemeanor drug charges.  He still landed on his feet!  Thanks for saving this troubled young man Coach Nutt!
 The above picture is of Masoli teaching a teammate how to assume the position in prison.  
3.  Chris Rainey:  WR Florida- "Time to die." That is the famous text message from Rainy to a girl he was dating.  Rainey faced charges of aggravated stalking. Those are the words he uttered to Georgia Coach Mark Richt during his first game back.
4. La Michael James: RB Oregon-  Like Rainey, James is having a difficult time finding love.  It seems he is a more physical lover than he is football player.  James was arrested and charged with 5 misdemeanor charges including: strangulation, assault, and physical harassment of his girlfriend.
5.  Janzen Jackson: DB  Tennessee-  Janzen was arrested and charged with armed robbery.  He and two teammates attempted to rob three men parked outside a Knoxville gas station.  Needless to say he is a much better football player than criminal.
Honorable Mention: Tyler Thomas Oregon St.-  If not for being dismissed from the team, Thomas may have been the winner.  A naked Thomas stormed into the room of a 32 year old woman's house and got set in a three point stance.  All the while the woman and the arresting officers watched.  What happened next?  He was tased.  Down, set, tase!  
 
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