Starting in 2010, the REGGIE BUSH AWARD, will be given to the college football player who displays a lack of integrity off the field but can set the field on fire when he plays!
And the list of the 2010 candidates goes to:
1. Cam Newton: QB Auburn- "It will take more than a scholarship to land my son."
Rumor has it, Newton cheated on his signature when he signed his letter of intent. C-A-M. "Did is write Cam gooder daddy?"
2. Jeremiah Masoli: QB Mississippi- The list of troubles include: second-degree felony burglary charges and misdemeanor drug charges. He still landed on his feet! Thanks for saving this troubled young man Coach Nutt!
The above picture is of Masoli teaching a teammate how to assume the position in prison.
3. Chris Rainey: WR Florida- "Time to die." That is the famous text message from Rainy to a girl he was dating. Rainey faced charges of aggravated stalking. Those are the words he uttered to Georgia Coach Mark Richt during his first game back.
4. La Michael James: RB Oregon- Like Rainey, James is having a difficult time finding love. It seems he is a more physical lover than he is football player. James was arrested and charged with 5 misdemeanor charges including: strangulation, assault, and physical harassment of his girlfriend.
5. Janzen Jackson: DB Tennessee- Janzen was arrested and charged with armed robbery. He and two teammates attempted to rob three men parked outside a Knoxville gas station. Needless to say he is a much better football player than criminal.
Honorable Mention: Tyler Thomas Oregon St.- If not for being dismissed from the team, Thomas may have been the winner. A naked Thomas stormed into the room of a 32 year old woman's house and got set in a three point stance. All the while the woman and the arresting officers watched. What happened next? He was tased. Down, set, tase!
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